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Facebook What Are You Doing To Me?
A Prose About The Cons of Facebook
Facebook, what are
You doing to me
You make feel inferior
Why can’t you see
My life was full
Until I signed up
I feel like a loser
49 friends aren’t enough
My nieces and nephews
Are at 400 plus
Who talked me into
This nonsense stuff
Now I’m addicted
What can I do
I creep people’s pages
To see what they do
Stalking used to be
Driving by a guy’s house
Now where’s the excitement
You stalk from your couch
I finally kicked
My farming addiction
Close to an intervention
I recognized my affliction
In my day, those pictures
Would have been burned
We’d be sent to confession
Until we learned
I don’t get the craze
Life is so fleeting
Who really cares
What muffin you’re eating
And yet we wait
With baited breath
It’s almost as bad
As crystal meth
I actually have 47 friends. I had 49, but lost two. I don’t know who they were, or when they dumped me…..
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